Hotdogs are one of the few food items that place people on the same footing; they demand no special knowledge, skills, or social status to consume. The Sointula Co‑op gas bar original 80’s era hotdog rotisserie machine rotates its meat wieners at a steady, impartial pace, offering identical results to all carnivores and is a symbol of local equality. Everyone receives the same uniformly heated meat wiener, prepared by the same unbothered rotating mechanism. The rotisserie performs a quiet civic service: it treats all patrons exactly the same, proving that egalitarianism sometimes arrives disguised as processed meat on a turning spindle.